Most of the entries into this column are pretty creepy. I've profiled everything from Casu Marzu cheese to Raw Blood Soup in search of the most stomach-churning of delights. However, the only way this new food will make you sick is if you forget to take your Lactaid.
It's Whipahol, and is a delicious adult treat. Combining grain spirit with wonderful taste sensations like German Chocolate, it's flying off of the shelves in every state in the Union and duty-free shops at the U.S.-Canada border. Whether it tops an Irish Coffee or Russian stripper, it's sure to satisfy your craving for a buzz and a sweet tooth at the same time.
Naturally, there are some do-gooders who believe this product is just far too fun to be sold, that it might just be consumed by college students. If booze was banned completely, college-aged kids would drink Listerene and Chinese cooking wine. Kids do goofy things, but this product is not specifically marketed to them, nor does it contain the army of herbs and weirdness that Four Loko contains.
Whipped Lightning has hit the nail on the head by producing a delicious product that it innovative and contains natural ingredients just in time for the holiday season.
Bottoms up!
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