Jon Kirby is a serious criminal. He's done time for burglary, stealing cars, and even killing someone in Texas. The middle-aged miscreant figured he'd have an easy time walking into a nice Sherman Oaks home in the middle of the night and making off with some rich dude's goods.
The problem - he went into the house of tough guy actor LL Cool J, who wasn't feeling the idea of some asshole scaring the hell out of his wife and kids. So he exercised his right to defend his family from what could be any manner of criminal.
Before you NRA dudes get all excited, he didn't need a firearm. The guy used his paternal instincts and beat the shit out of the guy, breaking his ribs and face. He subdued the 3-time loser until the cops got there. 56 year old Jonathan Kirby is now looking at a minimum of 38 years in the tank.
Remember folks- no matter how badass you think you are, there's always someone tougher than you. And that person is probably a parent.
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I'm pretty sure LL Cool J had bigger "guns" than me. Albeit, MN has no castle laws which means you have to PROVE that you made every effort to ESCAPE or be held liable for assault and battery. How fucked up is that?
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