Women have done some bizarre things in search of everlasting beauty. From injecting Botulinum to having a surgeon cut apart one's visage and yank it, people are just not willing to permit Father Time to get his just desserts.
With this in mind, we travel back to the 90's, when Linda Evans pitched a product that confused and terrified a generation. Could you imagine being a Girl Scout selling cookies and having someone who had one of these things on answer the door? Little Clarice would have needed millions of dollars worth of therapy to make the lambs stop screaming after witnessing this.
Little known fact: If you ordered Rejuvenique within the first 15 minutes, you got a free machete.