Uhmmmm...

... this is why internet hookups are  scary . 

Watch this video . Don't these people remind you of the kind of people who are going to lock you in a box under the bed for ...oh , like a DECADE?

There is just something terrifying about these people . I can't put my finger on WHAT exactly , but I know i don't want to. They are sex repellant in need of a can.

Count me OUT