I watched part of one of those MSNBC doohas where a perpetrator of grisly murders was claiming that since he found Jesus, his sins weren't any worse than anyone else's. He was saved. And I came to thinking about Jeff Dahmer, Aileen Wuornos, and David Berkowitz; these being killers who have converted to Christianity whilst in the tank.
Apparently all sins are forgiven and you don't even have to make amends to those harmed- you go to heaven. I think this is one heck of a religion to adhere to if you're a douchebag. You get to hurt whomever you want and still hit paradise once you croaked. There's no real incentive to be decent since you'll go to death row, where taxpayers are paying your tab, and then you go off to paradise.
I'm thinking that this dude's ancestors invented this system.
Cheers to Dusty Smith