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Monday, June 8, 2009

Put Your Money Where TMZ Isn't


Now , most of you may have heard me mention it , but there was a little TV show filmed in the microscopic town I went to high school in called Kung Fu - The Legend Continues , and David Carradine was the big star . We felt honoured by the presence of a man of his stature in our tiny community of 700 and were the most ardent fans you can imagine. He passed away under mysterious and creepy circumstances lately , and nobody is yet certain as to how or why , but , of course the lowest of the low are reporting their interpretations of David Carradine's life and death .

Apparently , some Thai shitrag posted photos that may well be staged of his body in a less-than-wholesome fashion and lowlives Harvey Levin and Perez Hilton have not only "reported" on it , but seem overjoyed with the opportunity to trash the reputation of someone they did not know .
First , TMZ reported a conversation Carradine had years ago about being suicidal in the past , something he let be known to the public more as a statement of his current spirtuality , something to offer hope . But , of course Weaselboy twisted it into something insidious despite the fact that they were told by Carradine's closest that he was anything but hopeless.
And then came the "photos" .
Yesterday , TMZ reported to have obtained a high-resolution photograph (from where , they did not mention) of his body hanging in a closet and gleefully claimed that it was an auto-erotica scenario while simultaneously claiming that he was bound in a defenseless fashion . They also make various other outrageous conclusions based on what they claim to have seen that I'm just not going to dignify .
Of course , Litterbox got wind of such things and stretched it to an insulting low that is even shocking for the most hardened Perez Hilton dot com reader . This is what he posted a couple of hours ago:

Caught In A Fishnet! Carradine Photo Reveals More On Late Actor's Sexual Festishes

Upon first glance, media outlets have reported that the image shows a lifeless Carradine hanging from the clothes bar in the closet with his hands and genitals bound - in what appears to be an "auto-erotica scenario."

There are also fishnets covering his body, a piece of red lingerie lying on the bed and what appears to be Carradine wearing a wig.

Major kink!

Now , kids , the only "source" Mario claims to report from is TMZ . Mario seems to get his jollies off of the mere suggestion of a peculiar circumstance and has apparently drawn some sort of bizarre conclusion that he is so much more proper than a highly spiritual father of 7 . Like Harvey Levin , he confusingly claims an auto-erotic situation while claiming that David Carradine was defenselessly bound . Is he fucking illiterate?!

Now , yesterday , Mario decried the publication as "awful" , but hours before made this callous remark:

"While there's nothing wrong with a little bondage in bed, the actor was found with a rope tied around his neck and another around his genitals, and that's playing with the wrong kind of fire. He also had his hands tied behind his back."

Seriously , what the hell is wrong with these two "men"?! Are they so devoid of self-awareness and empathy that they cannot leave well enough be without adding snide anecdotes ? That would be a resounding YES!!
I honestly hope people boycott Time warner and all of it's subsidiaries until they drop TMZ and Harvey Levin! HERE IS A LIST OF THEIR ASSETS This is where Scarez gets the vast majority of the "headlines" that he obfuscates for his benefit . Oh , and if you are even thinking of adding the Blogads network to your site , DON'T ! Mario is making hundreds of thousands of dollars off of their ads alone . Put your money where their mouths aren't - that's the only thing these creeps seem to understand.

2 comments:

  1. Sick, sick, sick. These parasites are the lowest bottom feeders that there are. Everyone needs to stop clicking on their websites and maybe this kind of filth mongering will stop. Great post!

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  2. Wow I can't imagine how his family must feel with all the things being said. It'd hard enough they have to function w/o him, but then having to deal w/ all this bullshit after the fact is just sad.

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