This is my favourite credit card abuse mail-order prank .
Vegan Haggis in a "skin" casing . This isn't the only brand , but this one is available in North America for speedy FedExing to your local gun club or creepy cousin.
According to several brave folks , this mix of mushrooms , lentils , and other crap tastes enough like the revolting real thing to fool people. In other words like chopped up sheep lungs boiled in a stomach.
All it needs now is an incomphensible poem dedicated to it and we're all set.