I looked around the shop for a bit and the pawnbrokers had thought I had left. They started snickering about how they'd got one over on me and that the "three years" bit was genius. While guys, the joke's on you. I know that you bought my stolen tools. And you've seriously underpriced my $140 belt at the $35. I suppose you mustn't know the price of hardware when you're buying from crackheads and drunks. If you do not return my goods, please expect a call from the police Monday. Oh, and the Christian pawnbroker up the road bought the coat and is going to make a dandy markup.
Have a nice day, idiots.