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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Your Daily Hosebeast

  We have a demented society when you consider that homewreckers like Hiroshima McEeks are not only allowed to taunt the ex-wife of the gross dude she shagged in this fashion, but get press for it. Back in the day, there would be scandal instead of paychecks. It's becoming a viable way to earn a living by throwing yourself at men. And boys, you should know better- these hosebags are just using you and your celebrity. 

I know it can be difficult to keep your peter in your pants when confronted by such stunning examples as the one seen above, but if you plan on hooking up with every seat cover on the planet don't get married. 

The end.

1 comment:

  1. I love your commentary Michelle. I am so grateful, I no longer use seatcovers. ;+)


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