Sunday, July 26, 2009
I Was Gonna Leave Jon Gosselin Alone ...
And then he paraded himself in layer-upon-layer of acidhead vomit .
This dude has traded in his shitty neglectful "parenting" style for large amounts of money and the ugliest and most retarded stable of groupies EVER . I mean PHIL SPECTOR had better ones , but , oh yeah Spector had some TALENT before his douchebag factor got too huge and did him (and at least one unfortunate lady) in .
And now some idiots are actually paying this dingo to look even douchier with his Motorola Bluedouche headset and layers of Christian Audiger's "Because Calling It Ed Hardy Makes It Sound So Much Cooler" latest PCP-induced hallucination .
Thank God that he's such a self-involved and distant "parent" , since his offspring don't have to breathe in the intoxicating douche stench that I imagine smells like a combination of ass sweat , axe , menthol cigarettes , and cheap ladies cologne .
Well , at the very least , he's at least warning anyone over 25 of his voluntary human billboard retardation . Maybe he's doing us all a favour by taking all the potential pity-fucks off of the market . Never thought about it that way . Interesting .
There are rare instances when being an absent father might just be a good thing . I'm thinking this may be one of those.
Posted by Michel-Exildas Galipeau at 16:25