OK , shitheads who think you are being all cool sounding like hoodrat trash thinking terms like "pimp" are all fly and make you sound macho , I have a few words ....
Now , any of you kids out there know that real pimping is wrong on every fucking moral level - it's subjugation and abuse of women on a large scale . The idea of some illiterate lazy useless trashbag beating a woman and putting her out on the street corner can and does gross you out . It's misogynism and hate for a new generation and even women are eating this shit up : degrade yourself and you'll get to hang with the Alpha dog who will use you fo his own pleasure , and it's racist to boot . Black dudes selling themselves out to other dudes glorifying the worst elements of humanity that reminds people of Blaxploitation , but in this generation the perps are often people of their own race selling misery to young white subsurban kids who think it's all cool subculture.
Now , for a fairly brief year of my life , I engaged in the actual occupation , and I'm not proud of this - I mean these young mamas actually asked ME to give them protection , mainly so the real assholes wouldn't take them , and I took full advantage . I ran the roads and carried guns and got in scraps , and I'll tell you all something - I could OWN most of the douches who think this pimp culture bullshit is cool .
So I think we need a new reality show - I'd call it "Pimp My Pimp" . The premise would involve taking the worst hoodrat woman-beating fucktards and putting them on the stroll after a few sound beatings and make them give fuckin hummers and rimjobs for a week to see how they would feel about the whole process . I'm thinking that these bastards would be crying after the first chokehold . Every night , they'd get the option of sitting in a "confessional" and blowing their brains out with a Glock . We'd offer college educations and extra beefy boyfriends as prizes . Got any other ideas? Post em' ... pretty please.