Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Open Up And Say Baaaaa....
Some things have the ability to render most people speechless and THIS should be one of them - say hello to the Lovin' Lamb blow-up "pleasure" doll .
Yes , boys (I'm just assuming here) you too can enjoy all of the pleasures of your barnyard baaaaa without the annoyance of doing 2-to-5 for fucking your neighbour's unfortunate livestock .
Now , this is the low-end $25 version - I would hope the high-end variety would be fuzzy and maybe vibrate and baaaaa and have a yap complete with sharp cud-chewers for you extra-creepy fuckers out there. I mean isn't the whole "barnyard" experience supposed to be warm and fuzzy?
Caveat for you skeptics out there : The , um , well "Dolly" has a "realistic" (how the fuck do people know this??!) orifice and comes with a sampler pack of lube.
I am NEVER looking at a sheep or beach ball in the same way EVER again!
Oy to the vey.
Posted by Michel-Exildas Galipeau at 19:44