Canada Is A Funny Place

 

 I have been all over this vast land of ours and come across some fantastic and sometimes amusing place names . I'm not sure whether it is the scorching heat of summer or the freezing winters or simply our national sense of humour that comes up with these , but I'll share a few great places for your amusement. 

Dildo , Newfoundland - the obvious . People visit just to get under the sign

At least once a week I work in Qualicum Beach , BC . The school district is # 69

I played baseball as a kid out of Proton Station , ON

I thought I was hallucinating when I drove through Vulcan , AB

I avoid Swastika , ON like the plague. 

Spread Eagle , Nfld is off of Conception Bay and is near Dildo Arm

I thought St.Louis du Ha! Ha! (yes the exclamation points are there) was a joke .

I met the end result in the back of a bus going through Climax , Saskatchewan

I've gotten drunk in Wawa ON and South Porcupine

I frequently work in Nanaimo , which has streets named "Dingle Bingle Hill Terrace" and "Jingle Pot Road"

Here are a bunch more . Some I have been to , some I will never go to : 

Nameless Cove , Nfld

Bastard , ON

Come By Chance , Nfld

Forget , Sask

Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump , AB

Shag Harbour , NS

Two Sheds , NS

Burnt Church , NB

Bummers Roost , ON

Nut Mountain , Sask

Tit Mountain , BC

Beaver Creek , BC (I live here so I have to )

Two Hills , Navel , and Little Bush AB (We all know what they were thinking)

Westward Ho , AB

Burnt Flat , BC

Pothead , Nfld

Stoner , BC

Crotch Lake , ON

Blow Me Down , Nfld

Indian Tickle and Black Tickle , Nfld are neighbouring towns

Joe Batts Arm , Nfld

Moose Factory , ON

Lower Economy , NS

Malignant Cove , NS

Craupaud , PEI (not that funny . it means toad in french)

Garden of Eden , NS

Pecker's Point , Nfld

Fanny Bay , BC

Point No-Point , BC

Useless Bay , BC (another one near here)

Sheshatshit , Nfld

Toefield,Tees,and Balzac , AB (because of an inside joke )

Salmon Arm , BC 

Spuzzum , BC

Big Ass Lake , NS

The Buttocks , NWT

Blowhole , BC

Nipple Mountain , Yukon

Ogle , Sask

Butt Head , Nfld

Step Aside , Nfld

Nellie's Hole , ON