I forewarn you - I have insomnia . However , that lack of sleep has not robbed me of my common sense.
In the middle of the day , night , and especially the full moon , commercials for this thing come on the tube and they are as annoying as the product.
The Snuggie .
O.K. , I am convinced that the Snuggie was invented by a woman who came home to find find her old man passed out drunk on the bathroom floor with his robe on wrong . I mean , the ads don't show some bareassed dude hugging the porcelain God , but think about it .
Actually , try it . Take a bathrobe , lay it open side facing you , put your arms through it , and look in a mirror . Tada! You have a Snuggie or Slanket or whatnot .
The picture above you is not a REAL Snuggie . It's a fuzzy bathrobe .
I just saved you $19.95 plus $14.95 shipping and handling .
Slank me later.