DIY : Snuggie

   I forewarn you - I have insomnia . However , that lack of sleep has not robbed me of my common sense. 

In the middle of the day , night , and especially the full moon , commercials for this thing come on the tube and they are as annoying as the product. 

  The Snuggie . 

O.K. , I am convinced that the Snuggie was invented by a woman who came home to find find her old man passed out drunk on the bathroom floor with his robe on wrong . I mean , the ads don't show some bareassed dude hugging the porcelain God , but think about it . 

  Actually , try it . Take a bathrobe , lay it open side facing you , put your arms through it , and look in a mirror . Tada! You have a Snuggie or Slanket or whatnot . 

   The picture above you is not a REAL Snuggie . It's a fuzzy bathrobe . 

I just saved you $19.95 plus $14.95 shipping and handling . 

Slank me later.