Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Friends Don't Let Friends ...
...say this word . It is possibly the most horrendous word in the English language and I am exposed to it due to living in a rainforest and watching way too many cooking shows .
Say it aloud without shuddering . Try it . You can't .
This word conjures up some of the most disturbing visuals and just makes my skin crawl into a corner crying . I mean I KNOW it's common whether one is describing a cake (that I will so NOT buy) or the dewy morning grass . There's even been a CUPE President named Paul Moist . (Poor bastard )
But it's still disgusing.
Words that cause such visceral reactions have previously been removed from common usage . Gleimous is one of those . It sounds like something oozing and weepy and gross , and that's exactly what the adjective means . We don't use it anymore other than to gross out our friends .
Moist needs to be banned .
Before I go , the 3 most horrid words can be strung together in a sequence of 2 adjectives and a noun .
Moist , gleimous vagina .
Enjoy your breakfast.
Posted by Michel-Exildas Galipeau at 07:48