Do you remember those weird tales people told you as a kid about swallowing seeds and your body growing a plant inside it? Well those tales were absolute bullsh*t, right?
Boston oldtimer Ron Sveden discovered that he was Jack and the beanstalk was climbing him.
Just watch. I KNOW the ABC News dude is kind of a drip, but enjoy 46 seconds of Your Mama Was Right that can only be called Your Daily Weird.