... I watch NFL football.
CFL might have more air, Hockey may be faster, and baseball might have home runs, but nothing that you see on a routine basis makes your inner sadist smile more than NFL football. There's just something truly awesome about seeing a dude regurgitate his spleen, mainly the fact that it's not me getting pasted.
Yes, there may be some nice runs and beautiful passes, but I watch primarily for the legalized brutality. There's a primal part of all of us that enjoys the pain of others, and my inner cavedude lives for the consentual aggravated assault that is football.
So to kick off the season, let's enjoy some of the best splats of the past. (Pardon the music)