Joshua Basso is a pretty typical twentysomething dude . He loves the company of a good woman , and when you are a lonely dude , sometimes phone sex is your only resort . The thing is , it's a recession and Josh didn't have any money on his cell phone . So he called the only number that's always free from a pocket rocket - that's right , he called 911 . 4 times.
After a couple of calls , the lady cop decided to play along somewhat to get his address and Romeo thought he was gonna score. So he started asking the usual bunch of tits and ass questions (yes , he used those words) and got really happy . You know , because EVERY mama Cop is going to leave work to hook up with a dude who's so busted he can't afford a phone card . Happens every day in Tampa .
When the cops showed up at Cyrano de Dipshit's crib and he noticed their gender , he lied and said it wasn't him .
And then his pocket started to ring .
This hunk o' burnin love was busted for 911 abuse and claims he didn't know what he was doing was illegal .
He best save his pennies for 1-900-PALM SEX because that's the only nookie he's getting for the rest of his life .