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Thursday, October 14, 2010

The Heels Of Justice

A Florida man is $650 000 richer after settling a lawsuit for $650 000 because of injuries sustained when he got to close to a stripper.

Michael Ireland sued after an exotic entertainer named Suki (yeah, sure) accidentally stuck one of her heels into his eye. The suit alleged that the heel punctured his socket and broke his orbital bone and nose. That must have been one serious boot, man.

The Cheetah Club of West Palm Beach decided it would be easier to settle than to go to court where judges have a reputation of handing out ludicrous awards. I call this bringing a new meaning to 'taking it in the eye'.

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