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Friday, October 1, 2010

Only In America

 Tareq and Michaele Salahi have taken up legal arms and are threatening to sue any of the Real Housewives who dare to refer to them as the White House Party Crashers.

  Their main weapon of attack is gossip columnist/ lawyer Lisa Bloom, noted spawn of Gloria Allred's fear-inducing fanny.

  She's claiming they didn't crash the party, because it implies they are criminals. Tareq also opines that such  an assessment is disrespectful to the White House and Secret Service. So what do we call people who sneak into the WH on a beverage cart, chill with the President, and claim an illness as an excuse not to stay for dinner only to run across the street to a pub and then stiff them on the bill?

Uninvited guests who circumvented White House security and made the Secret Service look really bad in an attempt to raise their social status. And thieves. 

  Yeah, that sounds better.

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