Nerd Porn

   Whilst doing my middle-of-the-night scour for all things amazing I came upon THIS.

The Holy Grail. Yes, my fellow geeks, the World's largest commercially available crossword puzzle.

7 feet square. Over 28 000 clues with no repeats. Almost 100 000 little squares to pollute with ink ' cause pencils are for amateurs and that's how I roll. This is like a year's worth of LA Times crosswords (which I do religiously) all in one. It also folds for concealment during sexy times. I am plotting how to have one of these shipped to me as I'm typing this.

If I disappear from the interwebs for a month, you'll know it has arrived.

Yes folks, even with nerds, size is EVERYTHING. 

Oh My Gawd!!