Public prostitutes like Jamie Grubb and Bombshell (more like "blown apart") McGee have traded their romps for a taste of fame , and we are nauseated by their actions. Actually, we care less about their actions than the fact they are so willing to tell kinky tales about sleeping with married dudes for fame and gain.
But this one takes the dog shit cake with a few hundred candles for good measure.
Hector Penate.
Yes, I'm sure you are drawing a blank here. This guy has played a few bit parts on the tube and REALLY wants his name in lights. It seemed that being baseball coach to famous folks' kids wasn't enough for this dude - he wanted a MILF to call his own and found it in Larry King's wife Shawn. Not content to be a man and keep his mouth shut, he is now telling everyone with a microphone how he boned the much older MARRIED woman in her wedded bed and strutted around like he was king of Larry's hard-earned castle.
As much fun as it is to poke at Larry for being one old gent, Larry is not the bad guy here. She promised him with the ring she would never stray and Shawn Southwick comes across as a gold digging trophy who carries on with young dudes. But, I mean, your kids' ball coach? Come on. Kids have a sense about these shenanigans. They aren't as blind or stupid as we think they are and Hector and Shawn apparently assumed.
And Hector, you have officially branded yourself as a weasel and the exact opposite of the macho man you think you are. You are as much of a whore as any of Tiger's kitties, and call me a sexist, but that makes you one of the scuzziest non-men in LA.
Take the bus over to the nearest woodshop where REAL men are working, put your nuts in a bench vise, and let one of those tough guys crank it 500 times.
Getting your 15 minutes of fame doesn't make you any less of a whore. But it does make you less of a man.
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