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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Yummy Treat

  Those crazy guys over at KFC dropped this beast on the American public yesterday.

The Double Down Sandwich is KFC's latest slap in the face to common sense. Containing pork, chicken, eggs, dairy, and cow-based rennet, this thing isn't going to win any fans from those who give a damn about animals for sure. This "sandwich" is the face of the backlash against healthy eating- a certain self-centred segment of the population wants to eat, drink, and smoke as much as they want yet when they get sick and have to go on disability or have massive coronaries, it is the sensible working folk who foot the bill.

   I KNOW that people don't go to KFC for their personal good - I'm sure that their Canadian Vegan Sandwich isn't heart-smart either- , but this is getting retarded. It's like a contest to see how many abused animals can be slammed together , how much grease one can consume in a single sitting without retching.  I remember being repulsed by Wendy's Baconator in all of it's 980 calories of hate. Coworkers of mine thought themselves pretty impressive after eating these things. And they'd all be as useful as tits on a boar for the afternoon. It comes as no surprise that these dudes have all put on tremdous amounts of weight in the past couple of years- the fat you eat is the fat you wear. Some dudes and Paula Deen think that fat is the new rebellion, but it isn't any movement I want to join.

   This may be the most disgusting "Yummy Treat" segment ever, not only because it's nuseating but because it is widely available. That being said I have a morbid fascination with the Double Down yet I'm not going to encourage any of you to consume it.


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