A 21-year-old German dude seems to like to break into his favourite sporting equipment store in the yawning hours, and in his third endeavor, he decided to do it pissed out of his gourd.
The serial thief flew through the window and promptly fell on his ass. Unfortunately, he landed on top of a pile of leaders with fish hooks attached. The cops quickly caught the guy because he was staggering from the pain and booze ingestion. Sure enough, when they caught up to him, he had several hooks imbedded in his posterior. He could have been just a regular dude with fish hooks in the ass except for the fact that the price tags were still attached to the leaders .
Evidently, you CAN put a price on stupid.
ripped from speigel.de